[MEOWTH 4 PIKACHU]

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[KRAZYSHIPPING: BECAUSE THE CAT LOVES THE MOUSE]

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[TAKE YOUR ASH AND MISTY LURVE PAGES AND SHOVE THEM]

No arguments, Okay.

Misty and Ash? Oh please. You're boring us.

And, quite frankly, scaring us.

Besides, everyone knows the real forbidden pokelove is between Meowth and Pikachu.

And you know what? We can prove it. Oh yes we can!

[THE CASE]

Would you look this happy to be bound to your mortal enemy? Ah don't think so. Would you, on the other hand, look this pleased to suddenly find yourself tied bondage stylee by an unbreakable bungee cord to your secret lust object? Hellyeah.

Team Rocket have captured Pikachu (abloodygain). Meowth looks jolly perky, eh? Okay, so, theyre all happy to get Pikachu because damnit, its what they do in this cartoon but ask youself. Who has taken it upon himself to hold Pikachu on most of these occasions?

Stuff Titanic! Pokemon Shipwreck is the greatest love story ever! Little boys tease little girls to get their attention. Gary is nasty to Ash cos secretly he has funny feelings about him. Ergo, Pikachu shocks Meowth as a come-on. You know it makes sense. Also, they can't be too cuddly with their humans around. Prying eyes and all that. Ahhh forbidden love is the sweetest.

Punchy Pokemon! Like raging bull, only, er, not. Meowth is in trouble for losing box. Pikachu leaves Ash's side and finds box for Meowth. Meowth thanks Pikachu profusely ("thats awfully kind of you, my darling...") and they exchange cutsey anime smile. Remember: Meowth understood what Pikachu said to him in Pikatalk. And it put this goofy smile on his face. Case closed.

LOOK! LOOK! Meowth has never seen such kindness before!!! Half a bloody apple! thats like, a banquet in Pikachu terms (Well, theyre only small little fellas) He starts crying, he's so happy! J'n'J, Meowths "Team", don't let Meowth have an apple later. They nick off with it themselves. Y'see? Pikachu cares for Meowth more than anyone else in the world does. Aww. And don't get us started on the symbolism of sharing fruit. Just trust us, they're practically married.

Sorry, but this is cute as hell. Meowth loves Pikachu so much he invites him to join Team Rocket, but sadly Pikas fallen asleep (in Mewoths lap. Yahah!) and misses the, er, proposal. While we're at it, who's idea was the harness? And why was it on Meowth instead of the nearest immobile object? could this have been a plan for quiet time with Pika all along? I bet he paid the pidgeot to muck up the plan and nick off with them, the saucy little minx.

Look, its Meowth and Pikachu. SLEEPING TOGETHER. Ever seen Ash and Misty do that? Huh? Huh? well then. SLEEPING..... TOGETHER! I think the point is made.

[MORE RANDOM PICTURES]

Meowth and Pikachu argue about who gets to go on top.

"Gee Pikachu, we sure found some neat stuff at that Ann Summers store. Wonder if they sell whips, too?"

"Well, if you say that Togepi meant nothin' to you.....and I swear that Meowsie was nothin' but a fling"

"Don't you be hurting mah man, bitch! don't you be hurting mah man!"

"Piiiika!*" *Uh, you're great and all that, but mind brushing before you breathe on me?

Thanks to a lotta people for extra hints, to Kristie for naming the phenomena, and to everyone at the TC boards for making me shift mah lazy ass and finally make this page.

And no, I don't have a grade A pokemon obsession. I got a lot of help and looked up a few old episode guides, thats all. Honest.